they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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