Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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