She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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This is the high leading the old right now
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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