Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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