I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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