let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
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You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You made out with two different species that night
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game