Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives