Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...