You're a womanizer and a bitch.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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