duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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