Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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