Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
So much Jack, so little girl.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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