New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You ruined the universe
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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