we have officially mastered the walk of shame
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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We talked him into tasing himself.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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