i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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