I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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