So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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