We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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