you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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