going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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