he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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