I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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