He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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