what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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