Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
We named our party play list daddy issues
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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