Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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