I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
