Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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