DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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