this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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