Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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