I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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