When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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