If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
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