you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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