I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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