I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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