i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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