He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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