i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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