Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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