I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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