Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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