just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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