If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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