There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Randomize
