he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Sorry about my life...
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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