Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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