So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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