can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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