Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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