we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
the liver wants what the liver wants
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
