New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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