my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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