You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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