So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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