Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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