Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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