i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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