My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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